Work on the unfinished Troll Screamers shown above as well as several NEW Troll Screamers will resume soon. I have several body parts ready to go for the new creations.

Thursday, 1 April 2010


Some time ago now i was experimenting with tissue pulp to see how strong, versitile & light it might be. Since at the time i had Sluggich my first Troll Screamer bouncing around in my head. So when i made up some tissue pulp i came up with this guy.

I meant to hang him on the wall but never did he kept going missing then reappearing again. I only just found him behind my desk of all places today after dropping something else down there. NOW looking at him i find him to be quite the ugliest thing i have ever made lol. He is around 3 ounces in weight,  23cm tall, 12.5cm wide, 8.5cm deep. His finish is a dark 'aged' metalic bronze effect & is ready to mount straight on a wall.

So why mention him if i think he is ugly etc then?

Well i basically i want rid of him. He was only after all a test piece/experiment for tissue pulp. So ANYONE who wants him can have him. Whilst i don't think he is good enough to put up for sale i don't just want to throw him in the trash either. So if you want him just let me know. The FIRST name & address i get, gets him. DO NOT post your land address in the comments here. ONLY send your land address by EMAIL. You can contact me here:

I won't be able to pop him in the post for about 2 weeks as the postage will be coming out of my own pocket & i only get paid every 4 weeks (2 to go). There is no time limit on this as he is not going aywhere, today at least lol.


  1. Hhmmmm sounds like a wiry fellow!! Perhaps a little possessed? I will take him. BTW, I gave you an award on my blog because I really think your art and blog are cool.

  2. MarZel: Then yours he is my friend lol. Give or take a day or so give me 2 weeks then he will be in the post to you once i get you land addres my friend. Remember email it never give anything out pubically unless it is business related is my moto.

    I will be doing my blog rounds the minute i am finished here. Thankyou for the blog award i will check it out in a few minutes lol.

  3. Cool looking piece Jonty. Glad he is liberated from behind the desk. Congrats MarZel!

  4. Phil: Thanks. You know even my wife B (Barbara) likes him too. I really think he is ugly Go figure lol.